Did you graduate from THS in the 70's?

**Afrush** · 10-05-2006, 03:04 PM

No the cat on the pizza, Gato con Queso, Wayz Out!!!

**Afrush** · 10-05-2006, 03:08 PM

Gato on a spit con Mozzerella, I blame you for this Wayne.

**wgutie77** · 10-05-2006, 03:10 PM

I'm loving it ! I will take the heat my Brother.

**Afrush** · 10-05-2006, 03:16 PM

How to Bathe a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close where their claws
can find you.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside.

Sincerely,

A DOG

**missing** · 10-05-2006, 03:19 PM

That was funny, I want to see you do it the next time I'm down. Does Vic own any weapons?

**Afrush** · 10-05-2006, 03:21 PM

She has one of those karate belts, brown, blue, I don't know. She put her foot up to my chin one time faster than I could say I am sorry so that is all I needed to know.[B)]

**wgutie77** · 10-05-2006, 03:39 PM

Hee hee hee hee hee !

**missing** · 10-05-2006, 05:10 PM

I would not mess with her either, I believe that girl could let loose that Italin temper. When it explodes, watch out!!!!!

**wgutie77** · 10-06-2006, 12:45 AM

That's Bertie, she knows Kung Fu. She's Guido's sister. She goes kick Petey's butt out of bed when he's feeling better. Unfortunately, he's not feling so well these days.