Have you seen that bumper sticker 'bout goin fishin ? It reads:
"My wife says if I go fishin one more time she is gonna divorce me. I thought to myself, damn I'm gonna miss that woman." hee hee hee !!!
If your woman goes fishin and catches her a fish, whatta ya say ? Like a good and supportive man you say "Nice fish hu-ney, wow that's a big one !"
If you land a WHOPPER of a humongous fish, hu-ney would say "is that a real fish ?"
If your boy catches a itty bitty fish, your woman would say "my my, thats a pretty fish Junior !" You would say "boy, what the hell were you thinking keeping that fish ?, dumb ass !"
If your buddy's woman catches a big one, you might say "That's quite a fish you got there Dolly, do you need somebody to help you with that ?"
When all is said and done, you end up catching th most fish, but then you gotta take em home and clean 'em your dang self cuz hu-ney is doin her nails and junior is blasting crawdaddies with M-80's.
SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A GOOD 'OL BOY FISHERMAN !