Happy Birthday Char & Missing.
Char, you'll never get as old as dirt, being born on leap year it's one step forward and many more back, so you'll be wearing pampers for many moons.[:I][^]
Missing, as for you, doing the split mooning, the only dirt will be the mixture of XXX on cloud 9 - making mud pies in the sky.[}:)]:D
The UPS Gal[:p] will not deliver mud pies so Al is safe.[^][:p]:D