2nd Annual Stonewall Fall Festival !!

**Dodie** · 09-07-2006, 10:31 AM

Oh DB, thanks. I needed to laugh today. I'm having some hard issues.

**Afrush** · 09-08-2006, 10:10 AM

DoubleBarrel, only a mug a mother could love. :)

**DoubleBarrel** · 09-08-2006, 02:59 PM

One day a mother boards a train with her less than attractive baby wrapped in a blanket. She takes a seat and the train departs the depot. About 30 minutes into the trip a man enters the car and takes the seat next to her. The woman opens the baby blanket to feed her baby; the man glances over and says "my god, woman, that is one really ugly baby". The woman is obviously offended and highly angered by the man's comment. She pulls the overhead brake and the train screeches to a halt.

The conductor comes running and asks what the problem is and the woman responds "this man has offended me and I refuse to sit by him".

The conductor asks the man to take a seat elsewere and proceeds to calm the woman by offering a complimentary first class meal to make up for the inconvience. "Tell you what", the conductor states, "maybe we can even find a banana for your monkey".

**Afrush** · 09-08-2006, 03:24 PM

Okay one of the few baby pictures of me.

**Dodie** · 09-08-2006, 04:31 PM

I wonder which one, of the two of you, would win the baby contest [?]

**DoubleBarrel** · 09-08-2006, 04:40 PM

Afrush is not playing fair; he's showing more skin. :D

**missing** · 09-08-2006, 04:45 PM

Al, how did you turn into such a hunk with that mug?

**wgutie77** · 09-08-2006, 09:09 PM

You guys are hilarious !!! I can't stop laughing. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair - Thanks, both of your silly baby pictures made my day; you crazy guys ! Here is my pic at age 11 months.

Sure I had a rather large nose, but I have fixed that !

Here is a baby picture of our very own Ms. Missing: I'll never tell where I got it ! This is for you Petey ! :D[}:)][8D]

Speaking of buffalo burgers, Double B next time you are in Denver check out Ted's Montana Grill in Belmar (Lakewood) off Wadsworth and Alameda. Their Jack Daniel's BBQ Buffalo Burger is to die for ! It's 3/4 lb grilled ground buffalo steak cooked in JD, melted pepperjack cheese, with some Bulls Eye BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomatoes with a large sliver slice of pickle and fries on the side. The very absolute best buffalo burger in town; try it and I'm sure you will be impressed !

**RR-Guy** · 09-08-2006, 09:26 PM

I'm with you Wayne, I was laughing so hard, my glasses all steamed up, and had to wait 5 minutes for the lenses to clear before I could reply. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Nice picture of missing.

**Afrush** · 09-08-2006, 10:28 PM

Hey DoubleBarrel, I could not help it no one would get close enough to dress me and some things never change. Gee I was born with a mustache and I think my Mom drank to much coffee.